Smittens - Compromising safety to show your looove...

"Smittens" - even the name is groan-inducing. But if you're looking for a way to show that you care more about your shmoopykins than you do about the safety and utility provided by the use of one of your hands, I suppose this is the way to do it. How better to say "If you trip and fall, dear, I'm right there with ya?" And hey, given to (and subsequently thrown away by) celebrities and audience members at Sundance 2009 and the Ellen Degeneres Show!
[from Pete Kazanjy, thanks Pete!]